SO THEY MAKE THIS CREATURE OUT OF SPLICED DNA FOR DAYS AND AT FIRST IT HATCHES OUT OF A SAC AND IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY/CHICKEN AND THE BIOCHEMIST GF IS LIKE IMMEDIATELY MATERNAL ALL OVER IT AND ADRIEN BRODY WANTS TO KILL IT (I WANTED SO BADLY FOR SOMEONE TO BE LIKE "IT'S AN ABOMINATION!!!" BUT NOBODY DID) BUT SHE WON'T LET HIM SO THEY KEEP IT A SECRET AND RAISE IT AND STUDY IT AS THEIR OWN THEN THE GF BIOCHEMIST IS LIKE LET'S TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND ADD SOME HUMAN DNA INTO THE MIX BUT DAVID HEWLETT (LOL) AND SOME FRENCH LADY ARE LIKE, U CAN'T DO THAT BC OF THE MORAL OUTRAGE, BUT SHE CONVINCES ADRIEN BRODY TO DO IT ANYWAY THE LITTLE CREATURES THEY MAKE AT THE BEGINNING ARE LIKE BIG SLUGS WHO ARE IN LOVE BC ONE IS A MALE AND ONE IS A FEMALE
Dren splice rape movie#
IT WASN'T THAT AT ALL! YIKES! LET ME EXPLAIN THIS MOVIE TO U ( POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING):ĪDRIEN BRODY IS A BIOCHEMIST AND WORKS WITH HIS GF WHO IS ALSO A BIOCHEMIST, AND THEY'RE WORKING ON SPLICING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF ANIMAL/PLANT DNA IN ORDER TO SYNTHESIZE SOMETHING IDK SCIENCE FOR LIVESTOCK MEDICATION. The physical act is a disaster because Ben is worried he's going to "poke" the growing fetus, something that's physically impossible and a myth that's dispelled on day one of junior high health class.Here's an epic review of Vincenzo Natali's science fiction horror film 'Splice' by makesomelove, who puts into words what I could never express:ĭAMN U GUYS, WE WENT AND SAW THE MOVIE SPLICE TODAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A SCARY MOVIE WITH A BADDIE CREATURE THAT TRIES TO KILL ADRIEN BRODY Rather than be in the moment in any way, he keeps acting like he's acted the whole movie - annoyingly immature. This is a fact that Ben can't stop obsessing over. But no - after they're back together, Ben and Alison find themselves in the middle of another baby-making act, except Alison is already very far into her pregnancy at that point. You'd think the initial clumsy, drunk lovemaking scene between the two of them, the scene that sets the drama in motion, is the most uncomfortable one in the film. They bicker throughout the movie, particularly over whiny and lazy Ben's inability and unwillingness to change, but they still decide to make a go of a more permanent romantic situation. Alison decides to carry the child to term and requests that Ben come back into her life as a partner. In the film, Ben (Rogen) is an immature and irresponsible guy forced to become an adult and quickly when Alison (Katherine Heigl), the woman with whom he had a one-night stand, learns she's pregnant. Remember his long-lost daughter? That's Mi-do. It would seem that Woo-jin has had his revenge on Dae-su, with the imprisonment. Dae-su spread the news, and, he finds out, the sister was so mortified she committed suicide. He went to high school with Woo-jin, and he saw the guy engage in incest with his sister.
Dae-su and Mi-do's relationship grows increasingly intimate, but then Dae-su figures it all out. Soon, his captor, Lee Woo-jin, contacts Dae-su with an ultimatum: If he guesses the reason for his imprisonment in five days, Woo-jin will kill himself if not, he'll kill Mi-do.
He tries to get his life back together, but gives up on finding his daughter when he learns she was adopted by a Swedish couple.
When he's finally released, he wanders into a sushi restaurant and strikes up a relationship with its young chef, Mi-do (Kang Hye-jung). After a friend retrieves him from a police station, he's kidnapped and isolated in a hotel room for 15 years. Oh Dae-su (Choi Min-sik) gets arrested one night for public drunkenness and misses his young daughter's birthday party.
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